Who am I? What do I do? Where am I from? What do I look like? What are my beliefs?

As another anonymous surfer on the web, you should not be concerned about these trivialities. Rather than being interested in what I represent, you ought to be more interested in what I offer to the mass of human conscience in this universe. Historically, it has been the bias and misunderstanding derived from responses to the above questions that has been the root of all human tragedy. Let us refrain from tangling in a web that has already victimized so many. Instead, on this website let us explore what I have to offer.

Yes, my name is Rahul Mittal. Online I usually go by the name rasteroid or Johann Gambolputty (borrowed from a sketch from Monty Python).

My Political Compass points South-West with the following score:

• Economic Left/Right: -3.88
• Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.92

Interestingly, this is the same quadrant as Mahatma Gandhi, although there are significant aspects of his ideologies that I have disagreed with. Maybe one day I shall prepare a treatise that elaborates my personal experiences and reasoned opinions.

For now, here are your options:

1. Biography
2. Philosophy
3. Family
4. Friends
5. Pictures
6. Webcam
7. Resume Taken offline to prevent abuse. Contact me if you would like a copy.
8. Poetry
9. Artwork

Thanks for the few moments of your attention. Feel free to contact me should you desire mine in return.